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Valley Girl – Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning WitchWith a sharp sense of humor that skewered everything from politics to TV commercials to Beatles’ album covers and song titles such as “Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow,” “Stevie’s Spanking” and “I Don’t Want to Get Drafted,” Frank Zappa was one of the most unlikely artists to put a song anywhere near, much less in, the hallowed Top 40.

But there it was in 1982 when “Valley Girl” made it to Number 32 on the Billboard Top 40 and Zappa was on his way to one-hit wonder status.

The song’s target was “Valley Speak,” a bizarre form of teen lingo (employed mainly by girls) that got its start in L.A.’s San Fernando Valley before spreading like wildfire across the country while parents everywhere wished they could gag their daughters with a spoon, I mean, total-lee!

In her cameo performance, Zappa’s daughter Moon Unit provided the Valley Speak narration over the continuously sung title refrain. And what’s up with the goofy names celebrities insist on giving their children? Moon Unit Zappa?

Listen to Valley Girl by Frank Zappa

Until his life was cut short by prostate cancer in 1993, Zappa was constantly writing and recording new material (the man was nothing if not prolific), at first with the Mothers of Invention, then as a solo artist, always employing the best musicians as his songs could get quite complicated.

Beyond the humor was a man who could compose and play any style of music and musicians in other fields praised him. His songs were always favorites on Dr. Demento; the Capitol Steps, a comedy group that has lampooned Washington people and politics for decades, are heavily influenced by Zappa.

Across the Atlantic, the odd group called Budgie employed Zappa-esque song titles such as “Crash Course in Brain Surgery” (covered by Metallica), “Nude Disintegrating Parachutist Woman” and my favorite title “You’re the Biggest Thing Since Powdered Milk.”

Plenty of Zappa’s early players went on to careers of their own: Captain Beefheart recorded a series of bizarre solo albums, and ex-Mother Lowell George formed the cult favorite Little Feat. Here is a short list of Frank Zappa musicians who went on to greater fame away from the band.

  • Adrian Belew – King Crimson guitarist and solo artist
  • Dale Bozzio – Missing Persons singer
  • Terry Bozzio – Missing Persons drummer
  • Michael Brecker – Jazz sax player and studio musician
  • Randy Brecker – Jazz trumpet player and studio musician
  • Vinnie Colaiuta – Played with Sting and countless studio albums
  • Warren Cuccurullo – Missing Persons and Duran Duran guitarist
  • George Duke – Keyboard player and successful solo artist and producer
  • Aynsley Dunbar – Drummer who played with Lou Reed, Jefferson Starship, Journey, Whitesnake, Black Sabbath and many more
  • Jim Gordon – Drummer who played with Derek and the Dominos and Delaney and Bonnie
  • Patrick O’Hearn – Keyboard player with Missing Person and solo new age artist
  • Jean Luc Ponty – Violin player
  • Chester Thompson – Drummer who toured with Genesis from mid-1970s until band broke up
  • Steve Vai – Solo artist and guitarist
  • Chad Wackerman – Drummer and session musician

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3 Responses to "Valley Girl – Frank Zappa"

  1. John Wilson says:

    This seemed a lot cooler back in 7th grade.

  2. Michael Waterman says:

    I agree. This one didn’t age so well.

  3. Jim Barton says:

    I should’ve mentioned Steve Vai and I forgot about Terry Bozzio. Neil Peart might be more famous but Bozzio probably rivals Peart in drumming chops (strangely enough, I’ve not heard much of Bozzio’s work other than a few things with Missing Persons–“Walking in L.A.” got tons of airplay on the old “98 Rock” in Honolulu when it came out). If I recall correctly, Bozzio has even composed musical pieces for drum kit and has done shows where it’s just him and his kit, and not just at drum shows and clinics.

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